Thursday, May 7, 2009

Bendtner, FTW!

We didn't deserve to beat Man U. They're a better team than we are right now. That doesn't mean that the game and the loss don't hurt. Ugh. What a result.

He knew what to do: get wasted and drop some pants. It's what I like to do, and let's be honest - it's hot. Especially the look on the dude to the rights face.

Moving on...

I'm sitting in class right now and am (regrettably) unable to pay attention to Near Eastern Art and Visual Culture. It's a great class, but it's 75 degrees and sunny outside and I just can't take it. Fail?

Speaking of fails, I haven't fallen in a while! I've been running into things, but that's just cause there are too many large objects in my house.

My birthday is coming up. Am I excited to turn 22? No. Woof.

I bet Chuck Norris told time to fuck off and that's how he's stayed at the perfect age of 21 for the past 100 years

Liv update: Mice? GONE. Telling time? We're working on it. Getting out of Baker in less than 20 minutes? Getting better. Snarky comments about my life? Still ever present.

I have a new raison d'etre: Doctor Anthony Whiskers, the Persian kitty that Grace and I are going to get and share custody of.

You may call him Dr. Whiskers. He's a gifted surgeon, and enjoys string.

Did you know that the Hittite King asked Egyptian doctors to come to his court as his personal physicians? Now you do. Good thing I'm paying attention during class, or you would've missed that gem.

Hero of the day: Zeus, for allowing today to be rawsome and not shower us with his thunder bolts again.

I bet you thought I'd have an image of Zeus from an Attic vase or summat? Suckers.

Currently listening to: My professor lecture about Hattusha, the Hittite imperial capital
Currently reading: Reign of the Phallus (for my thesis, and my own personal enjoyment)
Currently craving: to get the F out of here.

Peace, love,and liberation.



  1. i'm glad i teach third graders and they can't sit at their desks blogging on their laptops while pretending to take notes!
    uh, who is the guy with his pants down? is that one of your soccer players?
    an no, you and grace are not getting a kitten.

  2. Blogging while in class? That's not what I meant about 'on a regular basis.' I'm telling.

  3. ITS DR ANTHONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    did you know that keifer sutherland aka jack bauer headbutted a dude in defense of brooke shields?

    and if your "currently reading" is correct, it appears you read a different huge and historical text oh about every three days.


  4. i dont know how to reach you

    ring me back please!

    i love monster trucks