Thursday, April 30, 2009

If you were a dinosaur, what kind would you be?

I'd be a pterodactyl.

Except, get that bitch OFF me.

Livi told me why I shouldn't win the lottery: "you'd spend all your money buying Robert Pattinson, and then your head would explode and he would leave." Thanks for summing up my existence in one sentence that makes me out to be not only insecure but also shallow.

She's right, though. Awks for me.

My relationship with E-Harps can be summed up as follows:
cfine26 (5:41:31 PM): you remind me of a young lisa rinna
ericharp1317 (5:42:27 PM): you remind me of a young andy dick

Gorsh, life is boring right now. I don't dare speak of today's Arsenal game. I was recording it, and in a shower of epic fail I came home to watch it, turned on the TV, and the final score flashed on the screen. I still watched the whole thing though. My knees gave out at the end, and I fell to the floor in the fetal position, weeping and crying out to Sir Alex for being a right dirty arse and Arsene for not taking my advice when I was screaming it out to him. Joke's on me though - he couldn't hear me! I was watching a recording! Silly Katie.

Graduate applications loom ever nearer, and I still haven't started studying for the GRE. I'm sort of hoping that I'll be struck by lightening between now and September (when I take the horrid thing) and be imbued with all the knowledge in the world. But, given my luck, my mind wouldn't be able to handle all that
knowing and I would inevitably die, a la John Travolta in Phenomenon. Although his death was poetic and fitting with the overall message of the movie (which was, of course, submit to Xenu).

Love that butt-chin

The Cubs are sucking right now, but I'd rather have them slump now than in July. I still want you all to keep voting for me!
Click on: Vote for a story
go to around page 20, and vote for "CFine26"

Hero of the day: Steve Guttenberg. I feel no need to explain my decision.

Currently reading: Plato's Symposium (for my thesis. woof.)
Currently listening to: Oracular Spectacular by MGMT (not by choice - Livi and her friend are BLASTING it to the mice)
Currently craving: For Geo Soto to snap out of his hitting slump

Peace, Love, and hitting at least your weight.



  1. thanks for ruining phenomenon for me.

  2. 1. I don't like John Travolta, butt-chin or not.
    2. I don't understand why you are not Mrs. Eric Harper yet.
    3. I don't know why you just don't leave Livi's door open. Blame it on me...or Dusty.
    4. I don't want to talk about swine flu. Even though I am a registered agent of the Public Health Department.

  3. jg, kt said we use her blog to talk to each other, probably true.
    you better talk about the swine flu, i'm going to texas next week.
    oh, btw, love you kt.
    hi grace.

  4. Q If you were a blog, what kind would you be?

    A The kind that gets updated on a regular basis.